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the_last_stand_rulez
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Nomad

a way to die is to jump off a roof and land on spikes

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Binary_Illusion
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Jester

This is not really "Popular Media" but what the hell.

suicide, falling, gun accident, massive bleeding, pulnarry embolism, heart attack, brain embolism, blunt force trauma, drowning, taking too much sleeping pills.

Need I go on? You can die many ways and again this isn't really popular media and should be put in forum games where posts wouldn't count because there are endless ways to die or kill yourself.

shayneii
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Peasant

Well then.

Maybe you're pretty normal, you go to sleep and never wake up again.

the_last_stand_rulez
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Nomad

yeah it is it sais populer media is just a way to make conversation

shayneii
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Peasant

Completely off-topic up there :P

Anyways, Tylenol pills could be smashed into worldwide shipments of HungryMan mashed potatoes.

501st
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Peasant

Take a knife and shoot your self

shayneii
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Peasant

[quote=501st]Take a knife and shoot your self[/quote]

Completely contradictory... :P

Anyways, ninjas could come out and slip Tylenol into the world supply of Coke.

thelistman
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Shepherd

I've always wanted to die by snakebite, or by jumping out of a plane with no parachute.

the_last_stand_rulez
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Nomad

plz noone post more then 3 coments on one pg once theres a 2 pg your free to post another 3 thnx

seize_the_element
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Shepherd

Where are you going to get spikes from?

Being killed by master chief with the energy sword or spartan laser.

chowdollas
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chowdollas
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Nomad

the worst way to die is having your colon rupture cause 2 gay guys raped you after a concert

thoadthetoad
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SPONTANIOUS CHEMICAL COMBUSTION!!!!
=D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D

hbgrantland
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Nomad

:? :? :? i got it

Death by robot ninja's hat are dressed up like pirates and they have lasers, shuriken, and sabers.
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

GreatestSoloEver
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Death By Chuck Norris,gets you mad props in hell/heaven.

"I was killed in vietnam carrying 3 of my own men through the jungle,they made it but I was shot Right as I saved them."

"Who cares?! He was killed by Chuck Norris!"

"Wow! Thats Way Cooler!"

nickelbacksucks
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Nomad

I'll just name a couple Cannibal Corpse songs that have touched on the subject

Frantic Disembowlment, Blunt Force Castration, Force Fed Broken Glass, F***ed With A Knife, Blowtorch Slaughter, Hacksaw Decapitation, Pounded Into Dust, Innards Decay, Rancid Amputation, Meat Hook Sodomy, Stabbed in the Throat, Dismembered and Molested, Sanded Faceless, Hung and Bled, Hatchet to the Head, Hammer Smashed Face, Submerged in Boiling Flesh, Five Nails Through the Neck, Barbaric Bludgeonings, Eaten from Inside, Relentless Beating, Mummified in Barbed Wire, Devoured by Vermin, Bent Backwards and Broken, Severed Head Stoning, and Stripped, Raped, and Strangled

web
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I heard a wale died because he had swallowed round 400 plastic bags. that must have been pretty painful :/

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