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(This Ones Dirty)
Are you using windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

This one is pervy too, saw it on a commercial

How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?

I think its funny and cheesy! ^_^

When some one say to me

your weird

lol all of yours are good but mine is dirty

hey baby are you a bike cuz i wanna ride you.

i have my library card and i am checking you out

Do have any room in your truck? Cause I need somewere to shove my bike. lol


I know it was dirty, I'm sorry.

R-O-F-AND L!!!! Hilarious guys!
I'm somehow incapable of making funny dirty ones, but here's a funny thing.
Is your father an alien? cuz you are out of this world!

is it hot in here, or is it just you?

oh yeah, theres another 2
1. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
2. You dropped something, my jaw.

Those pants look great on you...You know where they would look even better? My bedroom floor.

Okay, my favorite one of all time...

If you were a pirate, would you have the parrot on this shoulder, or thiiis one? (Then you reach your arm around them and rest in on their far shoulder.)

I tried it and it actually worked.

he i lost my bed can i use yours or he my name is pogo want to jump on my stick

Here's a good one...


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Aww what!? I didn't realize you said that.
sorry for double post but I have no choice
except to say another one.

Did you fart? because you blew me away.