Forums → Games → so why is your oblivion character sent to jail.

haha

long since i played,my xbox 360 is stowed away somewhere in my house...

hmm
i shall start,he pick locks and when inside a women's room at night.
and tried to steal some jewellery
then the woman woke up and my character saw her and MAN! she's so ugly my character fainted and the guards came.

two words:
PUBLIC NUDITY. Guards kicked his naked but and sent his naked but to jail. . .but forcefully put clothes on the darndable nudist.

i have another one: parking my horse in the middle of the road. and not paying parking tickets

my charater got put in jail for drink and driving. he rammend his horse
into a tree for god sake

Attempted murder on the Adoring Fan

my friend has one. he accidentally cast flame on the count of bruma

lol killed adoring fan!
NICE ONE!!
I've got one!
he was put to jail for killing a gladiator

I've got a funny story about Oblivion.
Once I broke into some guys house at night and he came out and punched a guard and the guards killed him and I didn't get in trouble.
I hijacked a horse then killed a guard and tried to get away

my other character: assassinated another dark brotherhood member and reviving a zombie

I got busted for selling Dope.

It all started when I saw that Cookieâ¢
I had to have that Cookieâ¢
So I broke into the guys house and stole the Cookieâ¢!
But then a huge Dog⢠came and stole my Cookieâ¢!
He called himself the Bounty Hunterâ¢
SO NOW I GOT NO COOKIEâ¢
But then they opened the side passage...
SO I CAN GO GET MY COOKIE⢠BACK!
*note* Cookie's⢠property of St3alth95

Just started a new game today as a matter of fact. Using a Nord. We'll say he's in the slammer for a drunken debacle involving a blade and the throats of several skooma dealers who backed out of a deal. Or maybe he was homeless prior, and just stirred up enough trouble to get a warm place to sleep.

I like to think my character was arrested refusing to stop telling bad jokes.

My character was sent to jail for saying the lords name in vain. Thats right. he shouted Chuck Norris!!!!

Well, he kinda found Bin Laden in a tree so for some reason the guy outta Last Stand kills Bin Laden so the taliban nuke Cheydinhal, the only survivor is Lucien Lachance, and he runs naked through a wedding, so the bride somehow pulls a sawn-off shotgun and blew his backside into oblivion. Then suddenly I was in Jail.