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snowguy13 likes to talk in 3rd person. He thinks it sounds funny!

snowguy13 things you are 14.

Uh-oh. snowguy13 made a spelling error. He said things and meant to say thinks. :P

Thaboss thinks that I am 14. (See what thaboss did there?)

So i was 1 year off. :P

Nah. I was talking as if I was snowguy. I think he is 14. You were 2 years off. And you're 17.

snowguy13 is getting point-of-view sickness, and shall consult a 3D cinema immediately.

Through some intense logic, snowguy13 deduces that thaboss is 13.

Was it right? Was it wrong?
Do you like ping pong?
Was I high? Was I low?
You must tell me so!

Must I really, truly tell you?
I have to sneeze oh. Achoo!
Are you right? Are you wrong?
And yes, I do like ping pong.

Right now, I say, you must confess!
Sorry 'bout your sneeze; god bless.
And it so hard to gauge,
But I think 13 is your age.

It's certainly possible, I admit.
Do you know the meaning of "acquit?"
I will tell you, if I must,
But only if you have such a lust.

"To clear a charge or set one free
From a legal penalty"
Is what acquit means to me
So tell me your age, NOW, see?

:P Hehe, fun.

Fine, I will, you gangly beast.
On your innards, I will feast.
Maybe, you think, that that was mean,
But I can assure you, I am 13.

Finally, the truth is clear
I must advise you to avoid my ear
When you feast 'cause otherwise
you'll ruin my great disguise

When do you think that we should quit?
This may make others throw a fit
But I guess it's really cool
Rhyming is such a grand tool!

Can I ask the age of you?
If you don't I'll go "boo-hoo."
I will guess, that you're 14.
Is it OK, it eat your spleen?

14? Oh my, you are so close!
And your feast makes me comatose.
Please guess once more; you'll get it quick.
But don't guess wrong; I may be sick.

:P