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CHUCKNORRIS10105
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Tell me if you want to join you must tell me a funny chuck norris fact to get in though

When the boggie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris.

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ace11ace11
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there is no theory of evolution just animals chuck norris allowed to live.

ace11ace11
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ace11ace11
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cuck norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

agentsnake
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agentsnake
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chuck norris has 3 fist

_S_K_E_
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_S_K_E_
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Lol, Chuck Norris clan. When I saw the name of this topic I just laughed.

ry45
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ry45
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can i join the clan???
chuck noriss has the cure for cancer in his tears...
to bad he nevered cryed

ry45
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ry45
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can i join the clan???
chuck noriss has the cure for cancer in his tears...
to bad he nevered cryed

ry45
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ry45
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chuck noris ordered a big mack from burger king and got one

ry45
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ry45
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chuck noris's computer doesnt have a ctrl button on it, chuck noriss is always in control

ry45
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ry45
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chuck noris can slam a revolving door

Ricador
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Sign me up!

Lawls...

Chuck Norris Can Speak Braille
Chuck Norris Uses A Live Rattlesnake As A Condom

ry45
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ry45
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when chuck noris does a pushup he doesnt lift himself off the ground he pushes the ground down.
chuck noris can believe its not butter.

Ricador
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It's on

Little Kids wear superman pajamas. Superman wears God pajamas, and God wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

kingmike123
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chuck is dumb srry

madgamer012
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Ah what the heck sign me and tell me if i am in.
I Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

NewWorldSlave
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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