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I slap you with an ant.

I slap you with a gnat.

I slap you with a rock (squishing the gnat, of course).

I slap you with a roll of tape.

I slap you with a single walnut.
*You go nuts*

I slap you with a pair of scissors.

I slap you with a pair of pairs of scissors.
*You experience a paradox.*

I slap you with déjà vu.

I slap you with Napoleon.

I slap you with mordor

I slap you with the civil war.

I slap you with the War of 1812.

I slap you with a cow

I slap you with my stomach acid.

I slap you with crazy cow.