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I slap you with my dic..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................tionary

I slap you cause I feel like it.

I slap you with a taco-eating vermin.
*You hear a mouse fart*

I slap you with a lawsuit. +$1 billion to epicness.

I slap you because some dog in China is ugly and he just stepped on a cricket and made it die.

I slap you with vermin-eating Mexican food.
*You hear a taco burp*

I slap you with a plank of wood.

I slap you with a power saw.
*Your plank is now toothpicks*

I slap with a disrupter. Your power saw has been rendered useless.

Star Trek is it? Okay. I slap you with a photon torpedo.
*You vaporize*

I slap you with a lightsaber. That's gonna hurt in the morning.

I slap you with antimatter. Wonder how that's going to work out.

I slap you with dark matter.
*You become a mystery of the negative universe*

I slap you with the number 1.

I slap you with some hot iron.