Forums → Forum Games → Slap The Above User With Anything!!!

I slap you with exactly 428.56 batteries

I slap you with the missing .44 percent of that last battery.

I slap you with rice.

I slap you with black beans.

I slap you witha can of baked beans.

I slap you with a coconut.

I slap you with a banana

I slap you with an (empty) bottle of beer.

I slap with with each piece of the beer bottle that broke off on my iron skull.

I slap you with the beer I drank out of the bottle before it was broken.

I slap you with your own frozen beer-pee.

I slap you with a microwave, then melt the pee in the microwave and splash it in your face for a slap-chaser.

I slap you with a time machine that takes your face back in time so I can slap you again, and so on and so forth until the end of time.

I slap you with a Chinese finger trap.

I slap you with your own face. Figure that one out.