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*Slaps the manta with back hand of a dueling glove*

Pistols at dawn I say!

I slap manta with a video game. Haha! Video games aren't physical so I slap you with a laptop.

Was it my laptop? 'cause that would hurt like (Insert obscene word).

I slap TSL3 with Oregon.

I slap manta with Alaska. Beat that!

I slap TSL3 with Jupiter.

How's that?

I slap you with chuck norris

I slap kacboy with 25 universal masses. Nothing beats that!

i slap you with 26 universal masses! :P

I slap kacboy with Chuck Norris' beard!

I slap jdogg with a totem pole :P.

i slap TLS3 with jdogg

Kacboy gets slapped with Billy Mays' severed head.

BUT WAIT!!!!!! THERE'S MORE!!!!!

Kacboy is grabbed from behind by one of EpicGuy's minions, and is slapped repeatedly with Xena's metal brassiere.

I slap EpicGuy with a tank then he is shot by it and explodes.

"Congratulations, you are the first ArmorGoer to spell my username the correct way; with a capital 'G'. As your reward, I will now bludgeon you to death with the uppercase letter in question, that has been doused in holy water."

SLAP!
*sizzles*

*GoldFire is found in a ditch the next morning with blisters and welts shaped like the letter-G on his face*
*The police are baffled*