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I slap you with a pair a sweaty, smelly, dirty socks.

I slap you with a pair of my old gym shorts that I never got around to washing. (not true, I wash everything at least twice, but for the purpose of this slap, they are unwashed)

I shall slap thee fool with thy..... rubber ducky.

I slap you with a used adult diaper.

I slap you with a can of air freshener... bleh...

I slap you with your knight helmet.

I slap you with another rabbit!

I slap you with a running chainsaw.

I slap you with a iPhone.

I slap you with the Statue of Liberty.

I slap you with an iPad.

I slap you with chuck norris and then when he hits you..... you vanish into thin air!!!

I slap you with the burnt-out frame of Touchdown Jesus.

Anyone hear about that story?

I slap you with my indifference to your question.

I slap you with iPhone 4.