Ok this may seem to be a lie but i swar its true. On holloween I was at my aunts shop and this crazy lady came to the door and said her kids were missing and she was dying and not to call the police. My aunt was very busy and as you know what could she even do so she calls the police. Then the crazy bich starts putting a hex on the store, cursing, and scaring the customers away. So my big brother go gets my aunts dog (a big rotweiller) and temperarilly scares her away. She comes back and then starts following my cousin around . Finnally the cops get there with an ambulance tazer her and take her away. Later thaey say she escaped from a insane asylm. Now you tell me what would you have done and why.
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Um anyway, since you asked...I would say 'I'm sorry, I cannot help you.' like a normal trying-to not shout 'weird lady! Weird lady!' and run down the street doing so, then I'd close the door(quickly if she tried to get in), lock it, and go turn on the TV and sit down? I'd call Security afterwords if she started shouting curses and whatnot, because I'm sorry, my porch is not a witching ground o_O Take it somewhere else.
Obviously the woman was insane and belongs in the mental hospital, but there is an extremely small chance of her finding you guys again. I wouldn't be too worried, bro.
That sounds fake but not totally fake. I didnt say that i didnt beleive you, i do beleive you.
I probably would have called the cops right away and tell them to come right away. Because i would probably know if she is crazy or not. I have seen some freakish people. So if she would start following my cousin or something, i would call the cops again and tell them that this weird crazy lady is following the person and to come fast. And i would have got my dog, wheaty, to come scare her off. my dog is a beast so im pretty sure she wouldnt come back. if she started hexing and cursing i would probabky knock her out and tell the cops it was self-defense. Then if she went to court I would press charges on her for hexing my house or whatever and hopefully she would go back to the place that she escaped from or go to jail.
Im sorry for that happening to you. And i hope that your aunts place stays good and not cursed.
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You do know how to treat a man when faced with a good story =)
The part about the crazy lady is true (just like that one time at Lowe's), but about the hexes and cursing and stuff like that, we can look at this 2 ways. I go with #2, saying that the whole stuff is a bunchy of whooey-piggles and laugh at the crazy woman. Those with #1 usually believe it's true and fear it, calling priests to rid the curse and all that nonsense. But it's what you believe is true, no one can tell you otherwise.
And for a crazy woman to escape out of an asylum, those who were supposed to guard the bloody place should be patients there!
Depends on how good the security in the wards are...if mental healthcare is anything like it is in Australia (poor), the psych wards aren't really designed for holding patients who really want out. Especially the psychotic and paranoid delusional ones who kick the door down and hightail it before anybody can say "are you mad?"
Other thing: I hope those cops used sufficient warning or had sufficient grounds before tasering the woman. From what I know, tasers are used inappropriately in an alarming number of cases.
Haha. this story makes me laugh. I believe you but it is just something that you would see on goosebumps this time of the year.
I would have called the police locked the doors, and ate some candy while watching T.V. If she kept making weird sounds I would get a magical pepperoni stick and chant *Abra Kadabra* Hopefully she would run away. If she didn't then oh well. I would throw the pepperoni stick at her.
the cops didnt just walk up to her say hi then tazer her..........they camly went to her and said mammn are you on drugs...she didnt answer then went in the middle of the street touching on peoples cars and putting hexes on them then they said step away from the cars we are gonna have to take you in....then she ran.. they caught her she bit them and ran again...so they tazered her.
