I've always wanted to tap the president/prime minister/queen/king/retarrd/santa claus on the shoulder and say it wasn't me/he did it/your royal hiney cleaner did it/what are you looking at/for christmas I want a pony, and a hat, and a puppy, and a bike, and a cake/hi, I'm a random person.
that's kinda funny. Reminds me of another funny instance where I actually set up a stand saying "Wil purpose four 25 shents" I was tiny, hence the spelling errors. Funnily enough, passing mothers and girls came to the stand, cause the mothers wanted to see a cute moment. Afterwards, I cashed in mah moneys for some CANDEH.
lol how about loudly saying "THANK GOD" after a long sermon finally ends. ive always wanted to yell at my bio teacher: "Why the **** do i need to know what a lipid is?????"