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animalking0913
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In this topic you write the most slowest and painfullest way you can think off to comit suicide for anyone.
Ex:
If someone ate a potatoe leaf(which is very poisonous).

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Zophia
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Smoking doesn't kill everyone who does it, though...

Hmm.

Sit in a water tank for several days, naked. The water being just above those temperatures that causes hypothermia. After a looong time, when you are way past the pruning of the skin, get out of the water. If you've been in the water for long enough, you skin should peel of rather easily.... Now, rip it off and bleed to death.

This topic kinda makes me sick... But I can take it.

fransk
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I think you mean mostest painfullestlesst?

thoadthetoad
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Having your jaw slowly ripped off with a potato spike. Did I mention your being castrated during this painful process?

nickelbacksucks
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Saying that you can beat Chuck Norris in a fight.


A Chuck Norris joke?.... Very original.
thoadthetoad
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A Chuck Norris joke?.... Very original.

hmm, yes, quite.

Anyways, I just remebered this.
Having your large intestine slowly ripped out of your anus while drowning in a hottub, it's happened before.
_kolak_
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either choking or bleeding to death by the wrist or the neck..(AWESOME TOPIC)!!!

Fyrefox
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Drink anthrax..it eats all of you body parts out...before it kills you.

TROJANS
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cutting thier skin and every cut put lemoon the cut then salt then achocl

armor_warrior
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This is a sick topic but the worst way would be to cut your skin off and pore alcohol all over yourself, then use an iron to make sure that the alcohol is in far enough.

fr2clubmaster
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have chuck norris kick you in the face. that is the worst way to die. I would know!

Fyrefox
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Hmm...this has "DO NOT ATTEMPT!!!" written all over it.

fr2clubmaster
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just kidding.
first stick a tooth pick under each of your fingernails. all ten of them. then use a hack saw to saw off your ball sack (if you have one). then take out the toothpicks and dunk your hands in alcohol. then gouge your eyes out with a poplicle stick and pour some table salt into your empty eyesockets. then stick a sewing needle in your ear until it comes out the other. this is a very disturbing thread.

i got shivers just from writing this. if you think it is very inappropriate just tell me and i will write you some more disgusting ways to die.
I am an evil person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Destor
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I think that the sir robin song in Monty Python includes all of the painfullest ways to die.

excerpt from above song:

......his head smashed in and his heart cut out, his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
his nostrils split.....

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