As she slid her hand down unbutton his pants, a sly groan came from Jim. First unbuttoning his jeans, then slowly and in a way Jim had never imagined, she unzipped his pants.
"you ready baby?" She uttered in a soft voice. "I guess so.." He said, sounding a bit nervous.
Her hand glided into his pants and grasped onto his big.. long.. optimus prime. She pulled him out of Jim's pants as he yanked a decepticon out of his back pocket.
"PEW PEW! PEW PEW! PEEEEEEEEEWPEWPEPWPEPWEPWEPPWEPW" They yelled, while running around the room shooting each other. Once the battle had been decided and Optimus Prime was finally defeated(Lucy always let Jim win, she didn't mind, and she loved seeing Jim so happy). Jim was in such glee because this was an anniversary: he had won his 100th consecutive battle. And so he did as any decepticon would have on their hundredth aniversary. He quickly grabbed a hold of Lucy from the back, wrapping his left arm around her waist. His right arm slowly moves towards her chin and clasps it. And in one swift tear, rips Lucy's head off. As he bathed in Lucy's blood, he could not help but feel sorry for Lucy, as he would have to ask her parents to pay for the mess he would have to have removed from his floor with her blood. But the notion soon passed and Jim was bored again.
"Time to call up Jennifer!" He exclaimed! "She loves to play G.I. Joe and I just got this new neat revolver."
*sits there gaping and eye twitching* WHAT THE THE HELL!? For the first paragraph, I was pretty sure you were gonna make a lemon novel. For the next part, I had no freaking idea what the heck was gonna happen!
But not quite. Unlike going all out and telling, Klaus has managed to preserve a rule that I have used myself to make some pretty transgressional jokes in restricted forums: if you don't get it already, you never will.
Still...I DO NOT CONDONE THIS!!!! You're such a knob, klaus.
