What i need for this competition is 4, 8 or 16 good joke teller. 3 judges and good jokes. Your alloud to say any jokes. Questions, yo mama jokes, knock-knock jokes... ANY!Even blond jokes, midget jokes but don't do too much descrimanation plz. Soo who wants to join. By the way, in the beginning of the game, the 2 competetents says a serious battle of jokes or just fun. I hope you know whats the difference.
A boyfriend takes his blonde girlfriend hunting, when he suddenly falls face first into the ground. Frantic, she dials 911 on his cell phone and yells, "My boyfriend just dropped dead! What should I do?" A calming voice at the other end says, "Don't worry miss, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a gunshot.
The girlfriend comes back to the phone. "Okay," she says nervously to the operator, "what do I do next?"
Mary always fell asleep during Sunday school. One day, the teacher asked Mary "Who created us?" Jack, a girl behind Mary, poked her with a pin and she woke up, yelling "Good lord!" The next week, the teacher asked "Who taught us all to love?" And Jack poked Mary again. This time she yelled out "Jesus Christ!!" The next week, the teacher asked "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?" Mary, being poked again, said "If you stick your thing in me one more time I'll break it in half!!"
3 guys get captured by cannibles. They say to them, "go collect 10 pieces of fruit, and return. 5 minutes later, the first guy comes back with 10 apples. the cannibles say "shove them up your butt without saying a word. He shoves 1,2,3,4, and then starts screaming. They put him in jail with the promise of an execution the next day. 5 minutes after that, the 2nd guy comes back with ten grapes. the cannibles give him the same instructions. He shoves up 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, and then bursts out laughing. What was it? the first guy asks. The second guy replies, i just saw larry coming back with 10 pineapples. (RIM SHOT)
a redneck walks into a bar and sits down. An asian guy walks up and chops him out of his chair. The asian says "That was a karate chop from Japan." The redneck gets up and sits back down at the bar. The asian then kicks him out of his chair and says "that was a roundhouse from china." The redneck gets up and walks out of the bar. He comes back about 15 minutes later and knocks the asian out cold. The redneck looks to the bartender and says "when he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from k-mart."
