Well, why doesn't everyone have a festive Armatar? Why don't they celebrate the time of year where you eat your brains out?! The time of year where we made friends with the Indians and shared food and partied until we couldn't party no more! Thanksgiving, THANK you for GIVING me your food! For you weren't eating it anyway! And you weren't looking, so I stole it! So celebrate your THANKSGIVING with turkey, mash potatoes, corn-on-the-cob, cranberry sauce, gravy, assorted vegetables, sweet potatoes, and most importantly: PUMPKIN PIE! So I could steal it while you talk, so next time, shut your mouth and eat that food! For that would be a waste. And you should be eating all these things because: Turkeys are annoying, they deserve to be eaten! Potatoes are boring and are only tasty when mashed up and added with gravy. Corn is yellow, which is a weird color, plus it's just yummy! (P[<That is a smiley licking his lips]. Then eat cranberry sauce because: Cranberries + Sauce = DELICIOUSNOUS! So eat it. Gravy because it goes with everything on your plate; and still tastes good! Vegetables because they are healthy. It also keeps your parents happy, so just eat it then so you don't have to hear their crap. Sweet potatoes; because they are better than potatoes and I think they taste good, so I say have them to eat them, or have me steal them! And lastly have pumpkin pie because thanksgiving isn't itself without pumpkin pie. And pumpkin pie is just the best. Also if you don't eat it, I sure as hell will! So here is a poem I made for THANKSGIVING-
T urkeys are cool H eads off, are yummy A nd w/ gravy DELICIOUS N o more Gobble Gobble K ind of got annoying anyway S o bye bye turkeys G o on my plate I will eat you V enison is crap I <3 turkeys N ot deer G od this food is awesome
So have a happy Thanksgiving and come back on AG with a full stomach and from the hospital because you are probably going to clog your arteries. I know I will, and I will dance around while having a heart attack; eating turkey while I dance. Then I will pass out, wake up and do that whole process over again.
Well, I am glad you appreciate an American holiday! I hope they do celebrate it where you live for it is fun, and tasty to eat. But if you do not like the fact that Americans celebrate how we colonized and actually made America, by eating, then I do not want to hear what you have to say. For I respect you, so respect me.
I am surely fascinated by the American ways. It is a rather young nation, but still more have happened in the few years it have been a nation, than in most of Europe... I like the thoughs behind Thanksgiving, and think more days should be like this one (with or without the food). So as much as I have a dislike for America (for other reasons), I think you should be proud of being a nation with so much difference, and yet having a day for being thankful and looking around the differences.
Exactly, I hope Europe joins our festivities for it is quite the ideal time to gather your whole family up, spend a week with them and eat delicious food that never seems to end. But the best thing about the U.S, is we came from you. We are a nation from a nation. America is a nation of nations. America is made up of immigrants, some have been here longer than others but, in less or more percentage we are all immigrants. So join this cheerful holiday and relax with your loved ones and be happy for a while and have no worries or doubts at all. Live life at the highest. Have Thanksgiving. -choazmachine
I actually had two rather adorable pet turkeys once...
But my old pets set aside, I hope you all enjoy your Thanksgiving, those of you who celebrate it~ Living in Denmark, I am not very accustomed with the traditions, but because I've moved in with an American I'll actually be at a Thanksgiving this year... So yay.
Haven't changed my armatar to a themed one, because there aren't any I'd like to use...
@Lynoth What contest? Well people, sorry for not pointing it out better but this is a spoof meant NOT to be serious. It is merely something I created just to make people laugh. See, look at the end:
-Spoof gladly presented and made by: choazmachine
Then I said <3 your turkey, which meant to take everything I said about turkeys away. Well in all and all, it is a non-serious spoof. In the end, all I wanted to say, is HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
