Once upon a time, a fish out of water screamed, "WHERE'S MAH TV!?!" and peed in his pants. Then a French guy who was .000000000000000000000000000000000001/1 Antarctican, so he walked in the room and drank cheese coffee while he watched the fish peeing, then he said, "lulz u iz funni u funi funi fischyz" now, in these days, the fattest iceberg was the best iceberg, so there was a polar bear wearing a moustache that was judging the icebergs' fatness. Mr. Senor Poleer Beer Bear said, "i r veri sad becuz my mama is an iceberg. Later that day, in Ohio, a kid was playing Adventure Quest and said, "NO!!!! Why won't this ******* game load!?!" "Server is full THIS!" and the kid used the potty on the computer, his mom came in and mailed him to Africa where Madagascar 1,098,564,131 was filmed. THE END!
Twice upon a time, there was a... uh... a dog wearing a diaper who liked eating schwolly cheese more than anything else. He eventually was arrested, fined, and sent to a psychiatrist. "Ok, do you know WHY you are here, Mr. uh... Klock?" the psychiatrist asked sternly. "Is it for a cheese party?" the dog asked. "NO! IT'S TO KICK YOUR CHEESE OBSESSION YOU RETARD!" shouted the psychiatrist. The dog looked cold, he said, "CHEESE?!?" the psychiatrist tossed the dog out the window, and then dropped a rock, a Baby Grand Piano, 15 flower pots, a chair, a desk, a psychiatrist, a-. He fell out the window, all of the junk he threw out of the window landed on the dog and the dog released cheese sauce out of I don't wanna know where, and the psychiatrist got into a street fight with him, thus Tekken 12 was born. Everyone passing by then had a strange need to use the bathroom, and later had the sudden urge to drink from a toilet, TOILET, ToIlEt, tOiLeT. Conclusion- Psychiatrist was taken to an asylum. Dog was assassinated by a block of atomic cheese. Everyone else died to death. THE END sign was tossed out the window and broke so it can't be displayed. Chuck Norris ate a live monkey. Norris Chuck monkeyed a live ate. You do not want to know what that means! We are fixing the THE END sign. You must continue reading until we fix it. /\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\
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