There are two sergions in town, one has a gimpy walk and the other one walks fine, they have both been in a car crash but one occured before the other, Which one would you go to?
the one with the gimp... he repaired the other surgeon's leg just fine.. but the other guy repaired the first dude, and he got a gimp, so the one with the gimp is better.
In a town there are two barbers. one has a nice haircut, and a clean shop. The other has a scraggly haircut, and a shop with hair all over the floor. The townspeople all go to the second barber. Why?
(A variation of the above joke, in the way i first heard it.)
In a town there are two barbers. one has a nice haircut, and a clean shop. The other has a scraggly haircut, and a shop with hair all over the floor. The townspeople all go to the second barber. Why?
Because they cut each others hair, so the second one cut the nice haircut, while the first cut the bad haircut.