In addition to Armor Characters Adventures, I had an idea of making these series about chatroom stories which, one by one, will be funnier and will all be totally unrelated.
Story 1 (Part 1): WARNING: The beggining may be boring, but read until the end, maybe you will like it, but if i wasted your time, we will see later.
Intro: Ogt2, Floodkiller, CyboDeath, GeckaWeot and a few other people are in a silent chatroom named: The Van Ogt2: ... Ogt2: *uber scilence* Ogt2: Whoops! I killed the chat XD! joyomama: hehe Ogt2: Oh, looks like i didn't 1danny2000: Well, for now it's silent... Floodkiller: *casts Level 65 Ressurection on chat* GeckaWeot: lawl Floodkiller: oops, I forgot, im a necromancer D: CybeDeath: lololol Floodkiller: umm Ogt2: nOO!! cennot and Ogt2: We're all gonna die!! Floodkiller: have fun as the living dead? Ogt2: Well, I am dead already... CyboDeath: how?? GeckaWeot: Brainz? Ogt2: OOOh, maybe CyboDeath: well, im alive CyboDeath: or am i? Floodkiller: Hmm... Floodkiller: *life taps cybodeath* Floodkiller: Now you ar Ogt2: Yeah, but one things for sure... Ogt2: I'm dead Ogt2: oh, wait, i don't think i am Ogt2: or maybe i am... Ogt2: dunno... Floodkiller: *casts AoE Death Touch* Floodkiller: there, settled Floodkiller: all dead Ogt2: *dies while already dead* CyboDeath: im alive GeckaWeot: Qping in the Van? How peculiar GeckaWeot: R...RPing... GeckaWeot: ...that was convoluted. Floodkiller: *puts a virus in CyboDeath* Floodkiller: there, are you dead now? CyboDeath: i am a virus CyboDeath: a rip in a universe Floodkiller: maybe not the smartest idea... GeckaWeot: Great...now we're really all gonna die. CyboDeath: not me Floodkiller: but necromancers NEVER look back on the past, so no problems CyboDeath: oh, in time Floodkiller: what in time... you...? CyboDeath: you understood... Floodkiller: a time virus? CyboDeath: yep Floodkiller: so what, you infect time itself? CyboDeath: yeh Ogt2: O.O Floodkiller: good thing I CAN REVERSE TIME Ogt2: ... Ogt2: *uber scilence* Ogt2: Whoops! I killed the chat XD! CyboDeath: what the... Ogt2: Omg! Ogt2: Time lapsus! Ogt2: I just said what i said before in the past!!! CyboDeath: !!! Floodkiller: *casts Level 65 Ressurection on chat* CyboDeath: Here we go for a bumpy ride... Ogt2: Omg! Paradox!!! Floodkiller: oops, I forgot, im a necromancer D: GeckWeot: ...that was convoluted. Ogt2: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!! Floodkiller: umm Floodkiller: have fun as the living dead? CyboDeath: time virus says touch your toes Floodkiller: *touches his elbows* joyomama: okay Floodkiller: AARRGGH! It hurts! Ogt2: Oh no... Floodkiller: oh god, look what i have done! ive mixed lovecraft with phillip k. dick!
Story 1 (Part 2): Floodkiller: ive created an occult of clones D: Floodkiller: and they are going through malfunctions Floodkiller: D: Ogt2: WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!!! Ogt2: *Body ladder game START* Floodkiller: good thing I CAN REVERSE TIME Ogt2: Oh.. not again Floodkiller: *casts Level 65 Ressurection on chat* Floodkiller: there we go, all alive again CyboDeath: even me! Yay! Floodkiller: oh wait, i forgot, i am a necromancer D: Floodkiller: umm Floodkiller: have fun as the living dead? CyboDeath: ok 1danny2000: no way! Ogt2: *dies while already dead, but relives for abondance of time paradoxes* Floodkiller: wait, deja vu? ive created a time loop! I CAN'T END IT Ogt2: NOOO! Floodkiller: i know how to solve this problem! Ogt2: How? Floodkiller: good thing I CAN REVERSE TIME Ogt2: NO! Floodkiller: *casts Level 65 Ressurection on chat* Floodkiller: there we go, all alive again Floodkiller: oh wait, i forgot, i am a necromancer D: CyboDeath: no not again im unundeadundead Floodkiller: ummm Floodkiler: have fun as the living dead? CyboDeath: im like dead and alive at the same time CyboDeath: Duh > Floodkiller: oh godz, i started the loop all over again! Ogt2: Oh god, at the same TIME! Floodkiller: how do i stop it! D: Ogt2: I KNOW!!! CyboDeath: kill youself flood Ogt2: NO! Ogt2: Don't! Floodkiller: wait GeckaWeot: ...that was convoluted. Floodkiller: i forgot Ogt2: What? Floodkiller: good thing I CAN REVERSE TIME Ogt2: NOOO!!!! GeckaWeot: ... GeckaWeot: oh lord Floodkiller: *gets shot by random person* Ogt2: NO!!!!! CyboDeath: Oh... Holy Floodkiller: oh god Floodkiller: too weak to reverse time and stop time loop... 1danny2000: hum... Ogt2: *morphs into Floodkiller* GeckaWeot: ... GeckaWeot: *launches a mini nuke at Ogt/Flood* CyboDeath: NO! CyboDeath: Ogt is the only person who knows how to stop the time loop! Floodkiller: *leaps up and takes it to outer space with him* Floodkiller: I SHALL END THIS LOOP! Ogt2: Nooo! *Chat goes slow-motion* CyboDeath: nooooooooee... GeckaWeot: *blink* 1danny2000: NNNUUUKKKEEE!!! NOWWWWWWWW!!! CyboDeath: Nooooeeee!! Ogt2: NOO!!! 1danny2000: TTAAKKEE THISSS!!! CyboDeath: *takes out master gun and shoots danny* Ogt2: *Time goes back normal but a sandstorm/typhoon starts* GeckaWeot: Ogt!! How do you stop the loop?? Ogt2: We have to close down the time rift CyboDeath opened! GeckaWeot: Where is it?? Ogt2: It's right there!! Coming torwards us!! Floodkiller: *lands down from space* Floodkiller: YEEEAAARGHHH! Floodkiller: *takes danny and throws him in the time rift* 1danny2000: NOOO!!!! 1danny2000: *disappeares in time rift which closes behind him* Ogt2: We've done it!!! Floodkiller: YES!!! Ogt2: What the...???? Oh mY GOD!!! Floodkiller: A HUGE EXPLOSION!!! Ogt2: GET OUT OF THE VAN!!! CyboDeath: CR*P IM OUT OF HERE!!! Ogt2: Cybo!!! WAIT!!! Ogt2: *Outside scene: Cybo, Ogt, Flood and Gecka running out of the Van with a huge explosion following them* Notice: Van Recovery System message: You have caused a paradox in the Van, and it must be reset. Resitting in 5 seconds... 4 3 2 1
Van has been reset. Ogt2: ? Where are we? Floodkiller: Well, i've done some research, we are on planet ZogX4. Ogt2: How did that happen?? Floodkiller: When danny fell in the rift, he got back to 1955, and he killed Einstein, so all physic and mathematical prosseces got reset, and the Earth imploded. Ogt2: How do we get back? Floodkiller: I know one thing... Ogt2: What? Floodkiller: ...good thing I CAN REVERSE TIME!
End. I hope you enjoyed it! Story 2 coming out tomorrow.
Damn, that story was hilarious! I'll be sure to check every now and then to be sure i don't miss one. I really like CyboDeath when he says " I'm like dead and alive at the same time. Duh > ". Danny is funny aswell, and i like Floodkiller (Damn necromancer!). Well, i was gonna check Armor Characters Adventures right now, so i'll tell you if it's good or not. Keep making more of these! Please :P
