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TROJANS
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You have died and you go to heaven and you meet good,you only ave one question to ask him.
I would ask did OJ SIMPSON do it?

hehe wat would you say

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Lord_Mist
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i would say:

"who r u?"

and then...

"is this real????"

thoadthetoad
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You may have made a mod cry, but this is a good question:
"So did you just knock up Mary, or what?"
LOL.

Parsat
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"God, the Bible or no one else does not classify you as either gender, presumably because they do not want to be sexist. So, are you a transvestite? If so, then aren't you going against you're religion that you have started? And if you are only one gender, and don;t like gays like everyone thinks, doesn't that make you a sexist gay hating *******"?


Excuse me? That was probably the rudest, most uninformed comment I've ever seen around here.
TROJANS
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hahah good one.


i would ask god did you really saved me from getting hit the balls by a bike.

SomeKidSoDealWithIt
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Even though we all know the answer, is Ricador going to hell once he dies or you smite him?

globdog76
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i would say can i be a angel now?

and athiests have no bisuiness in here or in the christian club like ive seen them many times

@ parsat youre right

Parsat
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and athiests have no bisuiness in here or in the christian club like ive seen them many times


No, I don't see why they can't be entitled to their opinion. It's just that that was quite inflammatory.
tennisman24
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i would ask why did 9 11 happen and why did bitler do all those terrible things

weenie1234
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hmm i think i would ask why humans are naturaly so greedy

peninnore
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Is it true what my grandma said that you were having your PMS when you created humans?

Cenere
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I would not ask. There is no reason to question God, neither in life nor afterlife.
It feels better with mystery instead of knowing everything.

thoadthetoad
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Excuse me? That was probably the rudest, most uninformed comment I've ever seen around here.

Oh come on, yeah it was a bible basher, but it still was pretty funny.

I'm gonna change mine to:
"I saw a very fluent christian last week, he had 2 sets of clothes and 1 pair of shoes, he went to church every single day and did his best not to sin, and prayed every single day by the hour on the hour. The suprising thing was, he was a bum that lived in a box. How come you let him suffer the life of eating small crumbs left over from the bakery for 6 and 1/2 years of his life and didn't show him mercy?" True story, poor charlie. Bless his heart. I actually gave him a 20 and he spent it on a bible though <.<U
melina1117
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I would ask him why did he make humans so stupid.

globdog76
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@parsat yes i know but its they we the said it if there was and usally athiests try to recurit and there is a athiest blog they can talk there not here

Kipdon
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OK! This is starting to get a little bit off-topic. Also if this is basically asking people a question that different religious groups may find either offensive or false, it should probably be in a different section. This topic might be moved later on, it could develop a few spammers that are trying to prove their point. Please stop the constant flow of off-topic posts. If this starts being spammed, it will be moved, if this starts getting more offensive speech and spam, it will be locked. You have been warned, so take into thought the fact that there are penalties for hurtful threads.
Good day!

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