Nice to meet you, Elvis. Do you know you have the same birthday as David Bowie? Though there is an age difference of twelve years, you two are more alike than you think!
Hmm, that's good to know. I've been kind of sheltered since everyone thought I died. That actually wasn't me. The picture I posted is what I look like still. They put out a fat old dude to pretend to be the adult me when they found a way to make me not age. I won't say who "they" are for security reasons.
Good thing there's so many Me impersonators that people who happened to see me thought I was one of them.
I agree. I don't want to have to shut this thread down, but I have warned before that if it gets too spammy that we are going to have to. So pleeeeeaaaase stay on topic, don't spam, don't post random pictures, and don't get this topic locked.