John McCainâs daughter is in the news. John McCainâs daughter says that a lot of guys donât want to date her because her dad makes her too high~profile. Yeah. Thatâs part of the reason. Itâs also because McCainâs daughter is 63 years old. ~Conan OâBrien
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John McCain's daughter is in the news. John McCain's daughter says that a lot of guys don't want to date her because her dad makes her too high~profile. Yeah. That's part of the reason. It's also because McCain's daughter is 63 years old. ~Conan O'Brien
so you go to the chuch and you see clocks on the wall and you say what are those for. the preists says the minute hand moves each time you lie and he shows you them."see thats jesus's clock it hasn't moved at all. thats pastor bobs its only moved 7 minutes. thats Baracks its moved 38 minutes. you ask where john macains is and he says its in my office. i use it as a ceiling fan.
sing this like thw iron man theme song i made this song just now and i love it, any comments just go to my profile and say what you wanna say.
i am barock obama i am a llama one person that hates me is my mama she calls me a (ba)rock she is in shock that i smell like a crock i love her soup she hates my poop i love her pie that is a lie i am a lier my pants are on fire i can't believe i succeeded even thought i cheated yeah, i a punk oh my god im drunk i voted for mccain this is such a pain.
ok I liked Obama over McCain but I can only remember a joke about Obama. ok So Obama is on a plane with a little girl and the little girl asks why is deer poop so small and cow poop so big? and Obama says idk and the little girl says how can you run a country if you dont know crap?
