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So, teh club's meaning is to be cool enough to join, and once you join, your cool.

Or special.

Or irritated at all the things you had to do to get into the club and to find out there's nothing to the club.

Can I please NOT join?

No. Actually, the point of the club is to be fail. In which case you are cool.

But don't worry, no one can join, so no one has to be fail.

Our motto: "You don't have to be a Teh_Club member to be a member"!

Basically, the point of the club is to not make sense.

Sooooo, it's just a waste of time then?
Well, glad it only took about 5 seconds to read the things and realize this, I was almost counting on some long process of questions and redirects to get to the 'club page' o_O...

So the point of the club is the fact that you are unable to join. So in that case nobody can fail, and nobody can be cool. But then if we are all members already, it's means we have all already failed and be cool. Wait a second........

0.o um no thanks

No no no, you guys have it all wrong.

The club is not a waste of time, we have meetings

And, only fail people are in the club, but since if you are in the club, you are probably not in thew club, but since you might not be in it, and all people not in it are cool but are in it, you are not in the club.

But everyone can join, you just have to be fail enough

Well in my opinion nobody fails they just find a way their plan won't work. So therefore in my book your club is useless! [evil music here]

The club is not a waste of time, we have meetings

Well, everyone who fails is in, but everyone who is in is not in, and everyone who is not in is cool.

Get my point?

I no, i love great saves =)

We also have weekly announcements.

Fails at what?

What announcements? What is there to announce?

So I guess the meaning of the club is to try not to join, since if you join, you fail, and if you don't join, your cool?

So does that mean YOU failed at something?

No, you're still a little off firetail.

You want to try to join because only fail people join but if you fail you are cool because when you join you are fail but when you join you are not a member and only people who are not members are cool.

So you want to join.

And as for announcements, i'll think of something entertaining enough ^.^

You want to try to join because only fail people join but if you fail you are cool because when you join you are fail but when you join you are not a member and only people who are not members are cool.

Precisely.

So, everyone, mosey on over to Teh_Club and join!

What he's saying, firetail, is that if you join you are a failure in life and have nothing else to do but join a club of fellow failures in everything and life, if not then you need to get your club's definition/explanation set straight o_O.

We also have weekly announcements.

Well, Ricador's saying that if you join, you are not a member. So I guess you have to join to not join, unless he's trying to trick us into being mistaken.