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This was a VERY strange morning!:

"Does your butt smell like raspberries?!?"
ROFLMBBO!
:'D
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I once didhit a girl in the neck, she freaked....

Coooool!! I will try that next time I see a foreign tourist *grins*

My brother was being slightly annoying to my step-sister, so she, without thinking said: "I'm going to punch your hair off"

My friend said his brother said to him, "I'm going to punch you in the back of the face!"

LOL!!
Funny, right?

Props to RubberyChicken for helping me remember!

i have a lot but i usually forget them 30 minutes after i say em

my cats can open doors and usually opens the garage door to get food

(cats are in the living room)
Bro: *throws old shrimp in garage* "just incase the kittys get hungry"
Me: *walks over and locks the door*
Bro: "whyja do that?"
Me: "So the Shrimp Fairy can't get in"

It was fairly random...
Dad gets up and walks into the kitchen, then I happen to overhear him say to himself;
"Eat chicken, it makes you live longer"

He said that's what he thought of for a slogan to a cow's campaign to stop people from eating beef. o_O?

my friend out of no where says milk and butter and im like what!

Well I thought this was funny


Jond: "Wow, three mods went to my thread..."

Lige: "Your parents must be proud..."

hahaha

Well I thought this was funny

Jond: "Wow, three mods went to my thread..."

Lige: "Your parents must be proud..."

Well yesterday i was runnig to go to walmart after we saw a movie i got hit by a ccar and i said"dude i dont die a virgin"and we ran hehe

read the word Winnie The Pooh here, and that set off a spark in my brain...

I once saw this documentary, about World War II, and the guy was explaining that Winnie The Pooh got his name from 2 Rocket Launchers in England that were taken apart so completely and the parts never found. strange, they were powerful enough to fire Missiles to Germany, they must have been huge!

Don't tell younger siblings, or don't answer when they ask "What's a rooket lancher?"

I think this is funny. Well, this story happened in my chat.

Situation= in private chat
...
Friend= 0k, lets go to main chat and show your powa!
Me= well.. *walking outta chat*
Friend= *tryin to do pervy things with me*
Me= wtf?!? *kick his a$$* D=<
...
Then, we walked outta private chat..
Situation= already in main chat.
..
Friend= (he wrote this *walkin outta private chat with me & holding his a$$* AWWZ! Dx