Smurglet
is possibly the best name ever.
HAY GUESS WHAT? DDDDI have now made a comedy series fueturing my......DRAGONS!
Be free to RP with your own dragons, but I think that making this comedy series will be fun >
Me: Twas a decent day in the dragoncave, where Rickshank was caring for her new egg, which she had gladly made with the Eternity dragon of Hope (just named Hope from now on).

<ahh, that was nice. Dang egg though, I hate being grounded. Freakin' egg. I just hope it would die...nah, I'm talking out of spite, Hope is the one who should be doing this crap....

<Oh honey! I'm hoome!)

<This isn't a da** sitcom Hope, it's your turn, I'm hungry.)

<ok ok hon I'll just- oh! is that the)
me: Now to prevent major injuries to dragons, I'll present you to the next segment.
you hear loud bashes, roars, and screams in the background.

<neh, I hate doing patrol for humans. Humans are niice! They kept me alive at least.)
*I pet Defense on the head*

<Uncle Defense, why do I go out on patrol every day with you?)

<Because little Protection, we want you to know what it means to protect our small herd.)

<But isn't that your job?)

<For now it is, but eventually I will grow tired, as will you, and you would have to fend for the herd)

<Ok! So uncle Defense, why do we not like humans? Don't they donate their force to us so we can hatch and survive?)

<That may be true, but they use them in certain pods, to help their breeding projects. We're happy to have just us, and we intend to stay only our offspring, unless another type of egg is found by Thoadthetoad.)

<He STEALS eggs?! Don't the mothers want them though?!)

<That's another thing child, they are abandoned.)

<Was I abandoned uncle?)

<uh, no, no child. We had made you....yes...)
Back at the cave....

<Ooooh, I feel all tingly honey)

<*huff* yeah, we really went at it didn't we? 3 eggs too!)

<ahh, that was nice)
Me: Well, uhh, err, ehhh, uhhh...... O_oU. Umm, that's our show? *is still freaking out about hope and Rickshank*
wth you guys.....O_oU