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Intro:
I walked through the double doors into the coffee shop.
"Hey...Hey Judy! Yeah, can I just have black coffee today?" I asked.
"Sure thing hun. Cuttin' back lately?" she replied.
"Nope, just wanted something different today."
I walked to one of the many desks with the macs on them. I opened one up and saw a familiar websites name in the little box.
"No way." I said as I was sucked into the internet for the second time in my life.
Enjoy.
P.S. Yes, I will be featuring certain users in the chronicles of Phil.
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Well, that's too bad. I was looking forward to your next entry. I guess I'll just have to wait some then.
Oh, and nice story, can't wait until the guy wanders into a dress-up game or something.
I knew he couldn't directly hit me because of some dumb pact he'd made.
*Pop*
Ahahahahaha, karmic justice FTW. I like this, as it gives me a better idea of Phil's character.
Ahahahahaha, karmic justice FTW. I like this, as it gives me a better idea of Phil's character.
Lol, if Strop could edit the story who knows what would happen to Phil =O
Man, I got confused. You put a bit of free running in there, and i thought you were talking about your self and i was all, "Wow, holy hell.....never knew he could freerun....or safely land from a 10 story fall. lol
But yeah, It really is great. But if you put me out of context I will eat your face and then let the buzzards pick yopur bones clean....and with that, have a nice day. :-)
Lol at all the responses.
Commensing Part 4, now.
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Part 4:
"Uh....hehe. Hi." I said nervously.
He summoned his hammer of ban and swung it right towards my head. I rolled out of the way just in time to see the hole in the ground where my head used to be.
I jumped up from the ground and dodged a couple swings from the mammoth sized hammer.
I turned around and ran toward the red light. He threw the hammer at me and hit me in my left arm. I fell to the hard pavement and scraped my face. Badly.
"AAAAOOOOOWW! F*** DUDE!" I yelled at him.
"No cursing or flaming, Rule 2." He said as he pulled out his Moderator's Handbook.
"Ow." I said.
"Better," he said "but that would be considered spam...It's a one word post."
"Ow, I am in pain, please help me not die." I said, sarcastically.
He summoned his first aid kit and got out some bandage. I assumed it was for my face, but he put it on my arm, that I just realized was bleeding a ridiculous amount.
"Whoah." I said.
Short.
"Ow." I said.
"Better," he said "but that would be considered spam...It's a one word post."
Nice....
But yeah I agree with fst6, why did he not ban Phil after he tried so hard?
So, He was gonna ban you but then he didnt? Hows that work out?
But yeah I agree with fst6, why did he not ban Phil after he tried so hard?
Strop has a big heart (I assume.). Also, Phil stopped flaming, spamming, and cursing. That's only 2 warnings right?
No one is asking why Phil said Whoah.
Surprising.
Hahaha, that was freakin' awesome.
This Strop is so dry...that's like me on a bad day.
So. Why did Phil say "Whoah?" Not making a horsey joke, is he? Coz that would require me to call for backup from the pun police.
Part 5:
"Is that a horsey joke? Cause if it is, I might have to call in some backup." said Strop.
"Not a horse joke. I swear." I said as I pointed over his shoulder. He looked behind him and blinked a few times.
"S***" he said.
"Hypocrite." I said as he picked me up over his shoulder and ran to the other side of the street.
I looked behind us at the horde of zombies. There had to be at least, what, 600, 700 of them.
"Go faster." I said.
"Lose weight." he said back.
I turned around to see them gaining on us. I thought about what we should do.
"Stop, please. We need to fight this out." I said.
"Whatever you say. *mumble*crazy @$$*mumble*" He replied.
He dropped me and continued running.
"NOT COOL MAN! NOT COOL!" I screamed at him.
I summoned my M16 with a snap. It didn't land in my arms, it landed on the ground and started firing in circles.
"Noononononononnno."I said to myself.
I saw a car coming from 20 yards away and I ran toward it. When I reached it it was going 50 miles per hour. I crashed through the passenger window and broke my leg.
"DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!!!!!" I said.
There was no one else in the car.
(Yes, we will be meeting Strop again sometime soon, along with Yazz[Zoph], Thoad [...Thoad.], and maybe Orlestat or Kai. Oh and probably Dingsly, I need to practice writing about him....)
*cough* Kai in AG? Besides him being there and visit his girlfriend, why? *thinks about it* Hmm, the Cenere-part, yess.....
*cough* Kai in AG? Besides him being there and visit his girlfriend, why? *thinks about it* Hmm, the Cenere-part, yess.....
I said I might put Kai in. I don't know much about him or Orlestat, so it will probably never happen.
I don't know if I should use Nergyl for thoad or just Thoad for thoad......
Nice part lol when Strop said lose weight, ha.
Which doesn't make much sense, because Phil is a stick figure.
A message for Strop: Pump some more iron dude! Kidding.... (maybe...)
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Part 6:
I sighed. Nothing seemed to be going my way. I mean come on. I finally get out of trouble, and them I'm put right back in it. I banged my head on the glove box and switched seats.
I got into the drivers seat and heard someone say :Whoah man, watch out.
"WTF?!?!?!?! Holy S***, ghostghostghostghostghostghost." I said, frightened. I hated ghosts.
Na man, I aint no ghost, I was just left behind. It said to me, in a sort of blues sounding voice.
"Wait....are you an old account?" I asked.
Sure am, I'm also a taxi driver. Where to son? he replied.
"O.K. That doesn't really matter right now. I just don't want to die. Also my leg is broken." I panicked.
Not no more it aint. he said as he pointed to my leg, that looked good as new.
"How did you..."
Us that are left behind get something for it. I got a car, that apparently is a movin' hopsital.
"Whatever just get me away from those things." I said, rather rude.
Yessa'. he said as the car transported to my Ex's house, that was apparently in Armor Games.
I like it. The last entry was somewhat, Oh confusing to me but well. Nice story.
I'm getting lazier and lazier right. lol. I'm so lazeh.
Your in for quite a ride in the next chapter.
who is his Ex? And anyway, it's a good story, but why was he sucked into the site in the first place, and why is it a bad thing that people might see him? Did he make another account to get past a ban, or is he a notorious spammer or something. But if that is the case, why would Strop help him. Well, I guess we might find out!
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