it works like this I have a REAL DICE that everyone must assign an event to once every # is taken up I will roll the dice and that will happen to a the lawyer rules 1:first come first serve 2nly one # per person per turn 3:have more than 5 words in your response or it will be ignored.
I will start if it rolls 1 i throw a grenade at the lawyer
3. Chuck Norris opens an inter-dimensional rift and appears right in front of the lawyer. He then proceeds to liquefy the lawyer with one swift kick to the crotch.
4.The lawyer comes out of court and i hire a SPEC-OPS team i send the order >><>< or open fire they start firing rapidly leaving a mangeld body that looks like red cheese