Hello! And welcome to the elections of 2009, Armorland! In this competition/tournament, the point is to convince the most possible audience and judges (me), to vote for them! How? Well that is the challenge! Use art, make posters, badges, make poems, stories, speeches, do whatever it takes (as long as you follow the Armorland rules) to be the next pretendesident of Armorland!
This is how it works: There will be different rounds. Each round lasts a couple of days/weeks. This rounds consist making speeches, shows, marches, whatever it takes too complete the challenge! You can use yourself as a candidate or one of your characters.
Rules: Use only your own content. Be appropriate, and don't flame, spam anything. Don't use actual political campaigns/sides, to evade discussions and offense. Follow the Armorgame rules. Be cool.
The First Round: The first round is simple, just post a short description of your character/persona/whatever, and post a picture (not needed, but preferred). Be ready to accept the rules and realize that you will have to complete small challenges, containing art/writing, speeches, and answering questions, for example. Eventually the people votes will be important - but also the judges (who is currently just me, but I will add more later if I can), who are the most important part (to keep it fair). Go nuts.
Mutters something about how the emoticon is not a stop mark.
Yeah, if i am going to use an emote at the end of a sentence i kind of make it my punctuation mark because i think punctuation marks next to emotes look silly :P
Your forum is under siege by velociraptors. You have the doors jammed and the windows boarded up, but you suspect that they are getting in through the crawlspace. At least one is already inside your forum, and there look to be another 30 outside. Assuming that they are enraged and have access to at least one hoverboard, what should you do?
"Quite simple. They seem to have the right personality to be the evil mods that would be able to keep the worst spammers in line. SO make the them unofficial mods with license to kill."
What would you do if there are lots of people spamming and no mod is online?
"Call Zophia and do as anyone should do: Head for the exit and wait for the clearing in the shooting."
Well, Ubi, i happen to have experience with this species. You see, they absolutely ADORE pistols. So, me and my fellow SAT members would grab pistols and fire them into the air and as they are distracted we will take chainsaws and saw off there heads. Then we will mutilate there body's, burn them through a non-satanic ritual, then kill something, and put the pieces in it's chest. Then, this is where it get's tricky. We have to travel to the magical land of shoblicantiopnistantion, which only we can reach through my new '10 Mustang. Then we will assault the temple there where the magical tri-paths meet, and we will bury the *******s. But, there is a hitch. The ground only goes down for nine feet before it hits solid shikocki rock that can only be destroyed fro the underside. So we will go under the temple, blast are way up, and at ten feet we will re-pack shikocki dirt below us so the hole is precisely 10 feet deep, and then we will bury them.
it's funny.. i thought no one would create an elaborate scheme to answer a difficult question
ah well i have to say dancing would be a better one in my opinion to defeat the velociraptors.
ah well i have to say dancing would be a better one in my opinion to defeat the velociraptors.
No, freaking them out with Vicinity of Obscenity would work oh so much better, they'd be running around freaking out until they just go away to eat some mazzelhs.
pwnt
You just got owned. HA! NO punctuation OR grammar errors there!
Rick Astley's song would have exploded their brains.
No, freaking them out with Vicinity of Obscenity would work oh so much better, they'd be running around freaking out until they just go away to eat some mazzelhs.
I believe that is called a run-on sentence.
You just got owned more than grammatically possible.
what about the Ban-12 gauge thoad?I'm pretty sure that would come in handy too right?Also I think the crowbar is more of a zombies first weapon then anything(refer to sonny to understand that)