threads about boredom, the things that inflict it, the subject of it, the way people waste their lives talking about it, the one single thing that is worse than boredom itself, the thing that's named...
...boredom.
Lol, No, what really bores me is waiting rooms. But they can also scare me. I mean, you go in there with all of their toys, and you see some kids playing with them, and you think to yourself: "What disease is THIS child infected with that's now getting all over the toys?" Send in the next one. "Well, you see doctor, we were only coming in here for a flu shot, but he somehow got the cold, Avian Flu, Measles, Smallpox, Malaria, that weird 24-hour thing, Chicken pox (even though he ALREADY HAD THEM...) Micropsia, Elephantitis, Progeria, Pica, Blaschko's Lines, Moebius Syndrome, Ondine's Curse, The Black Plague, PrPSc, Capgras Syndrome, Necrotizing Fasciitis, Stendhal Syndrome, Cotard's Syndrome, Trichotillomania, Exploding Head Syndrome, Latah, Jerusalem Syndrome, Fibrodysplasia Ossificans progressiva, Proteus Syndrome, True-Human Tail, Parasite Twin, Tetanus, Syphilis, Meningitis, Whooping Cough, Tuberculosis, Hantavirus, Marburg, CJD, Legionnaires' Disease, Addison's Disease, and is appearing to melt." "Ok, you just have to wait in the waiting room." "And have my son get some of those strange diseases? No Thanks!"
lol. Just so you know, all of those diseases are real.
