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L337
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L337
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I would sacrifice myself to turn into one of them

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CrimsonVamp
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First I'd use my diplomacy skills with them and conquer the world with my new army. Then I'd die from boredom, joining them that way, and act emo for the rest of my existence, wondering why did I actually do that.

Oh, and if diplomacy goes wrong I'll just stick with them and have a beer.

thoadthetoad
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for a proper and decent answer that doesn't include mindlessly killing yourself see the ZSC (zombie survival club)

the1andonly
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haha, good question, i got a "zombie survival toolkit" (its a book)
but erm... depends where you are, guns tore - guns =)

home... bolt up the doors but make an escape root(can also go in as a front door) and seal off the area + make your own food and water

a town with 12k people plus... wait until day then leg it

Gfitz07
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i would rob grocery stores to get supplies and dig a under ground tunnel to the gun store/ammo store and to any other places i need to go. and if possible build a under ground city!

jond
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I would grab my gun and set up defense in the windows and nail up the front door, get sand and put sandbags in the windows and I would probably find a big food source.

After I run out I would gather goods and supplies and ammo run out to Giant Eagle and look for uninfected food and get it run out and I would get in my shed and pull out a ladder and climb back in the window.

After I'm suited up I would look for survivors and I would bring them back to my house and protect because we are very lucky to be alive.

When I find 10 survivors I would go to Dick's to get some weapons (paintball guns, air soft guns, bats and balls, snipers, and rifles). My survivors: gun specialist, doctor (3 including me), cooks, a nurse, a war veteran, a business man (for intelligence), a scientist, and two teens who know a lot about the place.

I would bring back my weapons I would teach them to shoot reload and survive at desperate times.

After about ahh....3 months I would put up traps (lights, mines, and ditches etc.). After, I'm good to last a while I would have to make a path around my traps just to make a sure I don't lose a survivor.

Now, after a year I would try to find a cure and make everybody good again. This might take a long time I would have to have shifts (maybe a doctor might be there and we have to switch off every time we have found a step closer to the cure).

Once we've have gone halfway to the cure I would put a test and make a dummy and put it out. After they are done eating I will unleash the half-done cure. I will write down the results of the trap and make the half-done cure a even more effective cure.

Now my house would look pretty armored up and ready for a battle. I would make another test of my cure and do the same trap. I would record the test and see that the zombies are starting to have normal assets.

OK, here my schedule after about...2 and a half years:

Everyday:
Targeting practice for 1 hour. Work on cure for 2 hours others check any mischief around the fortress or any survivors looking for rescue. Workout for 3 hours. Eat for 20 minutes and then check around for any supplies forgotten for about 1. Finally, check for any cracks leaks or infected food and then got to bed.

Now, that I'm really suited up I gonna have to test my cure again. I'm about three quarters done with my cure and ready to test again.
As I do the test I noticed that the zombies have been walking really properly or have growing hair again. I write this and tell the survivors to keep checking regulary for any thing human like coming from the zombies.

It's been three years and we've found three more survivors:
a pharmacist and two children with the pharmacist. I think I have found the cure and I'm putting up a lot of meat and around 20 dummies hoping for the best.

After, I've set the dummies up I realized something very unusual. I think the survivors are having really gloomy faces.......The- They- are turning into zombies! But, then I look around and saw a whole army of zombies coming toward me. I take out my gun and start making a huge bloodbath. I feel a tingly feeling and then I fell woozy and go unconscious and fall down.

When I woke up I noticed something very.... odd, everybody was walking around as humans. Then, I realized I had cure spray going and made the cure!

I walk around and greet people and they are like all woozy and saying "Whats going on...." while I was going joy joy and hugging everybody and then I realized I forgot of the infected food, oh man!

Riou1231
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3 Years? There is a 0% chance that anybody could resist a Zombie Apocalypse for 3 years without even getting a scratch! Bah even einstein would of died... Even Hitler would have! Absolutely nothing can survive for 3 years and what the hell your staying in the same house for 3 years?! What about food,water,supplies? Are you not even thinking real! If you would run out of supplies i would have exited the City with my survivors before nightfall and i would go to a city with less zombies but more food and barricade a nice looking house and a cure? There is simply no cure for a zombie virus... It would take more than 3 years... and only 3 doctors? Are they even enough to make a cure... Heck even a lab full of talented scientists wouldn't find any loophole in this kind of problem! Think logically next time dude! It's a real life situation not a game situation the pain is real,the dying is real everything is real

tennisman24
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i would get those machetis and go crazy

sonnymasta
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i would be like dat dude in d game god of war in d psp and keep on spin attacking without getting dizzy.

ledmonds
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I would find a decent weapon and go hunting for food and water. I would need to find food and water that never goes off or that is in cans. After that I would search for a high up building that only has one access point that is hard to get to. After that I would try to find a long range weapon or just every now and then go out and find more supplies, I would also try to find more survivors to help me so I am not alone and so it wouldn't be as lonely.

raigeki
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probably try to survive or just join them.

or i could be like the merchant on RE 4. and sell stuff to the people!

seven_11
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I would grab a gun or blunt objects to kill them
Look for survivors and then get all the food i can find in the grocery store and a radio then go to a place that we can defend well enough and survive.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Guys, this is terrible. You have no idea what it would acctually be like during a class 4 outbreak. Survivors would be near impossible to find, so fnding 10 of them....yeah never gonna happen.

Anyways, i wil have a mod lock this thread, as thoad has pointed out. The zombie survival club is still in existence, and there is no need for two threads like it.

TexanProvo
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I'd get my AR-15, my combat knife, probably a pistol, and some survivors together and arm and train them. Soon after that I'd start going out and doing more search and destroy missions like it was Vietnam or something. While all this was going on, maybe start a personality cult or something and become the next Stalin, hey, when the zombies are dead I wouldn't mind being a world leader just becouse I managed to survive.

crispym
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id be running around in circles hoping to confuse them or if that didnt work i guess id join them

Zophia
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You can pretty much just go to the ZSC for stuff like this...

For the record, I'd probably commit suicide if the people I care about got infected. It would just not be worth fighting for, if there was no one else...
If they didn't, then holy hell I'd fight for 'em...

*btw, skater didn't point me here, I found it on my own*

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