Sorry, but'ya can't make a thread about a certain user, even if it's yourself.
Oh, I dunno... I'm sure it's possible to twist an art thread in a narcissistic way...
Ohhhhh, a birthday! I have a present for you! It's a shiny new padlock. Unfortunately it gets stuck on your thread because there is nothing to talk about other than your birthday... But you still have the padlock. :3