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ialwayswin
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Got any jokes? Say them here! I'm looking for the funniest of jokes that you guys have, or any for that matter. Any topic is cool and try to keep them clean and of course funny..

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shadedclan
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Peasant

I have one before the chat room was removed we used to tell yo mama jokes. Here's one

yo mama so fat she fell on the both sides of the bed.
yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals.

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

This could get slightly nasty...and spammy.

Maybe you should've made a smaller topic or restricted it down to some simple rules.

And you realize that there has been quite a lot of joke threads before, right?

seven_11
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Nomad

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9
yah i went there.

Pixie214
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Peasant

Previuos joke thread yes but they are all competitions .

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."
"Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect."
"I'm having amnesia and de ja vu at the same time, I think I've forgotten this before."
""Politics: âPoliâ a Latin word meaning âmanyâ; and "tics" meaning âbloodsucking creatures
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

Pixie214
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Peasant

what the? try that again:
"Politics from the latin word &quotoli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood sucking creatures." Sorry

imthebest
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Nomad

what makes the x box and Michal Jackson the same??
they both went from black to white and is turned on by little kids

(i think that's how it goes)

ialwayswin
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Jester

Simple rules? Heh what kind of rules are there on jokes? I said keep it clean if that's what you meant.

cometman202
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Nomad

omi have one and yes its yo mamma ok
yo mamma is so fat she use's I75 as a slip-and-slide

Fritz_Rublehem
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Nomad

Everyone had better keep their jokes clean, because if they get nasty, this thread will be locked

BVHdrummer
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Nomad

@inthebest

what makes the x box and Michal Jackson the same??
they both went from black to white and is turned on by little kids
(i think that's how it goes



Yeah that's how it goes. I like that one.
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Here's one (I think it's clean, just tell me if it's not):

Q: Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Beacause K.F.C. isn't open on the holidays.
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