ForumsForum GamesThe Vending Machine

450 50616
Riou1231
offline
Riou1231
4,825 posts
Peasant

Okay this is a game where the poster puts anything in a vending machine and something else pops out! For example

*Puts in a brick*

Out comes a brick wall!

And the process continues until you all get bored i'm gonna start now

*Inserts a rubber ducky*

  • 450 Replies
random_player_of_ag
offline
random_player_of_ag
2,636 posts
Nomad

*Out comes a mug that has written on it: Politically correct.

*Puts in my hot Portuguese teacher*

Flagg
offline
Flagg
526 posts
Peasant

Out comes your teacher naked

*puts in a Vending Machine*

RubberyChicken
offline
RubberyChicken
956 posts
Nomad

Out comes chuck norris to round house kick you since that was not original at all

*puts in a random player of AG (literal, not RPOAG)*

BladeofBlood
offline
BladeofBlood
41 posts
Nomad

*Out comes Zega*

What the--

*Puts in my sock*

RubberyChicken
offline
RubberyChicken
956 posts
Nomad

Out comes a cloud of mustard gas, killing anybody near by...

*puts in the Holy Hand Grenade!*

choazmachine
offline
choazmachine
1,041 posts
Nomad

Out comes killer rabbit pieces

*Puts in hand lotion*

RubberyChicken
offline
RubberyChicken
956 posts
Nomad

Out comes some hand lotion resistant bacteria, stupid evolutiion...

*Puts in the theory of evolution*

Lynoth
offline
Lynoth
509 posts
Nomad

Out comes ID.

*puts in a banana*

choazmachine
offline
choazmachine
1,041 posts
Nomad

Out comes monkey with a top hat. And a bazooka on it's back, and it says "Thanks for the banana", then goes on a huge killing spree.
Your lucky you gave him that banana.

*Puts in the same monkey but now in handcuffs"

RubberyChicken
offline
RubberyChicken
956 posts
Nomad

Out comes that monkey, even angrier, and is very large and green, and asks for another banana. You have none.

*Puts the above senario into the vending machine*

Fyrefox
offline
Fyrefox
2,121 posts
Farmer

Out comes a "?".

*Puts In Music*

Flagg
offline
Flagg
526 posts
Peasant

Out comes a guitar

*puts in a head*

ArmorHero
offline
ArmorHero
332 posts
Nomad

Out comes a large headless cyclops who wants to kill you

*Puts in blank sheet of paper*

ROCKBAND2
offline
ROCKBAND2
23 posts
Nomad

Out comes CoolioNiato carrying your moms bra.

*puts in a cute fluffy kitten*

Riou1231
offline
Riou1231
4,825 posts
Peasant

Out comes a mean looking rabid dog hungry for human flesh!

*puts in a headless snake*

Showing 256-270 of 450