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rob132
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Nomad

if there were socks that you could eat and where would you by them?

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boydorn
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i think ther should be dedicated stores for this branch of food... i would buy from somewhere called 'edible eveningwear' :P or some other cleverly alliterated store! alas, i dont have one near me so i'm just going to have to give my socks the toffee apple treatment...mmmm!

Ricador
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Shepherd

I'd rather buy candy and socks separately. I don't bite at my toes....


Who would actually wear them and eat them? I would just buy them then straight up eat them without the wearage, because that is n@sty.
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

.......Shoot.........NOW someone tells me! I thought ALL socks were edibal.....

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

you can eat christmas socks after santa puts candy canes in them! just kidding!

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

But most socks are unfortunately, inedible unless you like cheese and fungus!

zachattacksox
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who wants sticky feet? the socks would stink as soon as they touched your feet. And of course America would have to recall them

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

well, if you eat your clothing... after a while, lets put it this way, you kinda bear a fair bit of skin.

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