I made this poem for my about... tell me if you like it!
An Ode To Me: If I were an album I'd be solid gold; If I were an burger I'd be billions sold; If I were an movie I'd be 2 thumbs up; If I were an sports team I'd win the world cup; If I were an novel I'd be best seller; If I were a planet I'd be voted most stellar; If I were a paper I'd be most quoted; If I were a song I'd be most downloaded; If I were a fat kid I'd be most bloated; If I were a network I'd be number one; If I were a comedian I'd never tell a bad pun; I am the best- now this poem is done!
Written by Qwerty001
If you put this in your about tell everyone Qwerty001 wrote this...
HAH, this is the most narcissistic poem I've ever heard...I LOVE IT! I'm badgering one of my friends to put it in his signature of DA, it suits him so well :'D lol.