how about Chuck Norris splitting into two Chuck Norrisses, then killing the one Chuck Norris that nerdius has with a quadruple roundhouse kick!!!1 2 Chuck Norris pwns 1 Chuck Norris
spongebob vs. godzilla spongebob actually wins because godzilla dies from spongebobs ugliness!! then Piece of Lint comes and owns spongebob into oblivion