Dr. Pepper can't lie about having 23 flavors, whether they actually have more or less. That would be false advertising, and would not be allowed by the FDA. However, Lige may be correct when he says that they put cherries straight into the can.
Onto the Happiest moment, then.
I haven't had it yet, but I have a date scheduled: June 12th.
But what if you get laid between now and then. It would both ruin that moment and make it seem less great.
What makes you assume that I haven't already? And I know I will. I also have a date for that, if you're interested. It's the day my girlfriend gets back from her Air Force training.