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Nater
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if you knoe any common sense questions post em' here

mine is what did the jokester say to the crowd?

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Lord_Mist
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@ zega
8 days.. lol jk.. They r 6,9999 days.. (Will u believe that? o_o )
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Lord_Mist
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@ zega
8 days.. lol jk.. They r 6,9999 days.. (Will u believe that? o_o )
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Lord_Mist
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@nichodemus
White?

I got a question. Whats the smallest animal in the world? ._.

dacer
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white... and thats racist. lord mist, stop lagging posts on purpose.

whats my name? xD

BVHdrummer
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Heres something I found online:


Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

Q2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

Q3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator.

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities...

Q4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all of the questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

nichodemus
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Dacer its not racsist unless you think of it in that sense. Is black and white TV racsist? Are convicts wearing stripes racsist? Are penguins racsist? And yeah dun split posts that's spamming according to the rules. If your really fussy then change the colours. Red Green. purple Orange. Blue Yellow. I took black and white coz its the most common.

Ok common sense. heres a fact not a question though. The film producer of 300 must be bad at math. Leonadis has a 300 men body guard. Leonadis and 300 men equals? 301!


One more. There are 56 people at a bus stop. Your the driver of a bus. It's a yellow bus with advertisements. 30 people get on the first stop. At the next stop 4 alight and 101 got in. The bus is crowded. Someone coughs then a whole group starts coughing. At the next stop 13.56323 km away which is covered in 18.234 minutes, 92 people got off and 73 people got on. A third of them are old, a sixth are young and the rest are middle aged. At the last stop 132 people get on while 180 people got off. The bus continued to the interchange. And now the question. Who is the bus driver?

CederDUDE22
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Whats the last digit in Pi?

Fail...

dacer
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i hate when people like you critisise me before getting to know me, im 60% jokes, learn things before you speak.

Ernie15
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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A: "Where's my tractor?"

dacer
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Q: whats the color of a 10 year old apple?

A: there is no color, that crap would have rotted into compost by now

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Dacer its not racsist unless you think of it in that sense. Is black and white TV racsist? Are convicts wearing stripes racsist? Are penguins racsist?


Its strange that one of reasons black boards were stopped from being used was because "black" was a bit racist. we use white boards perfectly well though.

What were George Washingtons teeth made from?
CederDUDE22
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I wish we could live in a world where chickens could cross the road without their motives being questioned.

nichodemus
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Lol the people who think things are racist are racist themselves.

FallenProjects
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Stupid Question:

Do you put the milk then the cereal or the cereal then the milk?

CederDUDE22
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Do you use Salsa to spice up your tortilla chips? Or do you use the chips to eat the salsa?

I have actually been thinking about this one for a while.

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