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tennisman24
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i have some stupid ones

did u just fart because u just blew me away hahah

if u were a booger i would pick u first

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Flippin3500
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Well, I don't know if I would use those.

dacer
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lol, heres some..

your feet tired? cuz u been runnin through my mind all night long

i lost my phone number can i have yours?

i dont know alot, im not one to actually USE these lines.

russianfreak
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did u just fart because u just blew me away hahah
if u were a booger i would pick u first

ROFL this is definitely going to work for girls lol
Angeeel
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This isn't really a pick up line, but it is fun to do.
Sit down next to the girl/guy you like and then when you get up to leave put your hand on her/his thigh and then say: Oh, sorry! I thought that was mine.

CederDUDE22
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Reverse Pick up lines:

In a Resaurant: Hey you have some mustard on you chin...no you other chin.

Driving you car past someone walking: Hey tired of walking? Why dont you piss in you shoe and swim a while!

haha- sorry, they had to be posted...

dacer
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lmao!

ythe best pickup line

*point a gun at her*
lets go out ...

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