A chicken was crossong the road amd got hit by a car. lol.
quoted from the bible (err... honest) "And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing."
Albert einstein: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it. "
Sir Isaac Newton: "Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road."
Richard M. Nixon : The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
There was a very bad accident involving a truck that was transporting a large number of chickens. The chicken was clearly very frightened after the event and ran away from the accident.
