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CederDUDE22
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I wish we could live in a world where chickens could cross the road without their motives being questioned.

so just post your chicken jokes...

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Pixie214
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A chicken was crossong the road amd got hit by a car. lol.

quoted from the bible (err... honest) "And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing."

Albert einstein: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it. "

Sir Isaac Newton: "Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest.
Chickens in motion tend to cross the road."

Richard M. Nixon : The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

Flippin3500
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side! hahahaha

I bet you all have never heard that one before.

CederDUDE22
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I have never heard of that one flippin. Very original. Lawl.

VDar
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

There was a very bad accident involving a truck that was transporting a large number of chickens. The chicken was clearly very frightened after the event and ran away from the accident.

RubberyChicken
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I am the true source for this since I am 50% chicken.

The real reason we cross the road is to get to the other side, as Flippin3500 had just stated.

Pixie214
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Why did the rubber chicken cross the roas?

To stretch its legs.

hahahaohhh whats the point....

Lynoth
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because obese children were chasing after it (and they looked pretty hungry).

17dman
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lol laughed at that one

CederDUDE22
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Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

some of these are horrible and make no sense, lawl

17dman
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eh okay

TheHarshCritic
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had looked both ways and knew there were no cars coming. Yeah, it stinks. Live with it.

miguelin11
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why did the chicken cross the playground?


to get to the other slide! rofl!...yeah I know I suck at this.

CederDUDE22
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Why did the chicken click on Next>>?
To get to the next page!

haha- forum joke...

FallenProjects
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Why did the frog cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken.

Maybe not a chicken joke but still.

Ricador
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"I invented the chicken"-Bill Clinton

Why did the gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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