ForumsThe Taverndo chickens fly????

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Nater
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or are they like ostriches and penguins?

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hailman670
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No, no they dont.

Zega
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I like chickens... The will flyyy to michaiiiii wordl.... I MEAN WORLD FFS!

Donkeys FTW!

Tengakami
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nope

Ernie15
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Be my guest to look it up if you want to be proven wrong.

thoadthetoad
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chickens do not fly, they can thrust themselves into the air, but they'll allways come back down, flapping or not. Think of their "glide" as a suspended jump.

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Chickens don't fly becuase over the ages they were fed up by the people and they don't need to fly so they eventually forgot how to fly.

jjrocks66
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chickens don"t fly of the ground like other birds but they can fly like a foot or two of the ground.

dacer
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....no? unless you use..

a rock
a piece of 2x4
and man power.

VDar
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or are they like ostriches and penguins?

They do.
Some hippies in my neighborhood have chickens, and I've seen em fly cutting through they're yard before, many times.
They just suck at it and don't like to do it much.
3v3rnoob
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LOL. Now you just put a devious thought into my head that i might just try *looks for a 2x4*

dacer
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oh no... i just killed a chicken..... i must now....

tell you all another way to make them fly!

all you need is....

a can
a match
a peice of string
jetfuel

3v3rnoob
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Do you use the string to tie up the chicken, or as a fuse to light the jet fuel?

dacer
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okay lets put this into perspective..

you light the can with a match, you die

you use the string as a fuse, you dont.

problem solved

Devoidless
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'k. Chickens do indeed fly.

*takes thread to KFC*

Lige
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