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I ran into the woods frightened from what I saw: a thread that belongs in the Forum Games section.

sorry people this is going in the forum section so comment

When suddenly, I was buttraped by

a family of christmas woodland creatures

; and then the elves were eaten by a pack of blood-thirst wolves!

but then the elves used their jolly christmas spirit to give all the wolves stomach viruses, causing them to puke the elves back out

To find that these elves had turned into green old people who were really short...and went by the name of yoda..use...force..and then this is were the trouble really began because...

this is the date rape story!
The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,

Then, she faints because.. (lol)

but when she opened the drawer, chloroform was spryed into her face, and the strange man with the thick rimmed glasses and a trenchcoat raped her.

Well, is this fun story or date story? 0.o

That's what she said.

0mg! Thats not what i meant! Dx
*runs away*

Hm. After some deliberation I've decided that this thread is too inappropriate to remain active. Given that the topics center around sexual assault and whatnot. Yes, I know South Park is funny but what would your parents think!?

...and no Lige, thou shalt not last me!

I know. I have a twisted sense of humor. (LOL!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!)

I do agree with you though.