It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him. His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king. Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder. Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time. After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved. Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves. Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well. Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion. Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai. Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed. There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved. The Moderation wars have just begun.
WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Epic rofl. I really think that you don't understand the extent to which my fictional counterpart fails at being awesome.
Yeah, seeing as Ubertuna keeps the moat, it is highly likely that his "fighting the armies off" consisted of hiding in the lake and splashing at the hordes like a Magikarp in a tsunami, hahaha.
Epic rofl. I really think that you don't understand the extent to which my fictional counterpart fails at being awesome.
oh mai...one thing I didn't check, YOU TRAITOR. lol.
Yeah, seeing as Ubertuna keeps the moat, it is highly likely that his "fighting the armies off" consisted of hiding in the lake and splashing at the hordes like a Magikarp in a tsunami, hahaha.
....ohmai...k, then his magical banfish? This dampers me quite a bit, but it gives 'ol UberTuna a chance to be in it as the second least awesome guy there, lol. so what do ya say UT?
A wise man once said:"Don't you break my heart, my achey-breaky heart." Think that was Socrates.
In otherwords: omg were am i? *cries*
which reminds me, your the dragon....mind if I use you in the story too?
List (updated): X Strop Zophia (on hold) X Dank X Moegreche (YEAH! I'll put something he requested though) Daniel McNeely (I'll have to contact via e-mail :P) Carlie (on hold...I think) Cenere (on hold *twiddles thumbs*) X Skater_Kid_Who_Pwns X KingRyan
If anyone can, could you guys please please please help me contact zoph, carlie, cen, and dan? If you like the story, it'll make the next chapter come out faster! P.S., I'm writing the next one....not. I still wanna see if everyone will allow me, lol :P
Far as I can tell Dan would be impossible to get a hold of. Unless you're actually planning to portray him in the story you may be able to get away with it.
Let me have a go at that...Because I have a way of contacting Dan...
I am happy to be part of this...I have no problem with it.
*remembers last person who didn't get permission*
That was about the whole shooting thing and secret agents riggght???
well, Voidy will probably just vaporize us with his spam-stopping laser eyes, NoName, well, he can't do much, because he's nameless, and Estel will do something. Something...Estelish? (Patented adjective, right there!) ------------ Yeah Ubertuna, keep fighting those armies! Way to show your AG spirit! ------------- Dan should design a fish armatar specifically for you
Dan should design a fish armatar specifically for you
or have someone else o it since he is not the AG artist.I had an idea where every one of the mods would get their own custom armatars onc,but I knew that wouldn't probably work out too well.