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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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This is awesome! Their weapon has to be their ban-tool.

Can I be a rogue, assassin, and whatnot, for hire? I will have my D&D dice, my posting dagger, my slow wits, and my spam-proof armor!

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Can I be a rogue, assassin, and whatnot, for hire? I will have my D&D dice, my posting dagger, my slow wits, and my spam-proof armor!


Spam proof armor? Pfft, that's like saying that you eat, but don't see the cow!

...........Besides I am the true GOD of ArmorGames (Not an egomaniac)
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Live a little....

Besides, my spam-proof armor has got a couple of holes...

*totally pwns the armor*

thoadthetoad
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Thoad, you are forgetting the GOD! That is I! And my sidekick, but a lot less important, Armorlad

hahaha, your actually part of the Syndicate Board. Your in the strop section with Ryan.

Can I be a rogue, assassin, and whatnot, for hire? I will have my D&D dice, my posting dagger, my slow wits, and my spam-proof armor!

I actually have a planned amount of participants in this, and sorry, but your actually not one of 'em ^^;
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Wait who?
Was that me? Was I banned?


No...some guy that wrote about everyone shooting everyone...

...........Besides I am the true GOD of ArmorGames (Not an egomaniac)


God's don't forsake their people for half a year...oh...waiiiiittt.....
sense
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Plz!!! PLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ!!!

Ok...

I'll think of something else.

kingryan
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Plz!!! PLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ!!!


Don't be a suck up...

*writes quick fan art*

Sadly, Sense was one of the first to be killed. He had tried to single-handedly attack the ArmorCastle...but unfortunately was killed by a pike...

Note / Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with anything. Do not read this unless you want to get brain tumours. I did not write this...You did. Cheese people are coming - Look busy.
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Note / Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with anything. Do not read this unless you want to get brain tumours. I did not write this...You did. Cheese people are coming - Look busy.

lolwhut?
kingryan
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lolwhut?


Ziggybubbydo! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

*floats back to earth*

Hi Everyone!
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Was that me? Was I banned?


No Mentorso...hm, I can't remember whether you asked consent or not. Actually I lie, you at least did ask me. Klaushouse, however, posted that crazy story about double-agents and traitors among the administration and got temp-banned for graphically killing some of us without permission lol.

Too bad, it might have worked out if he'd remembered.
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And finally, the long-awaited comment on the content of the first part: I laughed really hard. I even thought of some hypotheticals for if I ever had to go up against Moegreche in an epic showdown, bwahahaha.

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Klaushouse, however, posted that crazy story about double-agents and traitors among the administration and got temp-banned for graphically killing some of us without permission lol.


Wouldn't be Klaus' first temp ban!

And finally, the long-awaited comment on the content of the first part: I laughed really hard. I even thought of some hypotheticals for if I ever had to go up against Moegreche in an epic showdown, bwahahaha.


I think you two would just end up having some kind of philosophical conversation and be so engrossed in it that Zophs mazzelhs would just sneak in between you and plant a H-Bomb...
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Then, Sense suddenly comes back to life!!!

*stares at self, and kingryan*

Where did I learn to write like that?

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And finally, the long-awaited comment on the content of the first part: I laughed really hard. I even thought of some hypotheticals for if I ever had to go up against Moegreche in an epic showdown, bwahahaha.

Which reminds me, this is not the unit of Moegreche's combat unit, but this is the unit style of the past Lojimech's.
http://fc33.deviantart.com/fs43/i/2009/060/a/c/X_R98_Logimech___EbonSpire_OCT_by_Thoadthetoad.jpg
Lojimech is a locked secret of the Lojitech.
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sorry, here is a link to the full image of the lojimech, for you folks that don't know how to right click select image. You lazy /b/tards.

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