Well theres a device for that, its like a long wooden fork, but the tips arent sharp, just straight. Or scratch it on the furniture like cats. Or ask some kind soul to do it.
Try putting a tiny bit more thought into the threads you make, kay?
And as a note to everyone: There's no point in getting mad at people in the threads they create, as it results in off topicness. Instead, report the person/threads to a mod.
Locked, because... Seriously. Find a stick to scratch with, or practice your dexterity. And because spam ensued in here...