Thie history behind this question goes back to the date of when ninjas and pirates first met. Nobody knows when or where but ever since then people would ask this question to see who you thought was better
I'm a ninja! Hiya!
so what are you? Pirate or ninja?
Tell whether you think pirates or ninjas are cool. Only those two.
I think pirates are better. After all you can't get much cooler than Guybrush Threepwod. I think their are alot od misconceptions about pirates in the popular media. THen again some of the legends are probably true.
Generally I prefer ninjas. Pirates werre just crooks in boats. Ninjas were the medieval Japanese equivalent of secret agents. Being a master of assassination, espionage and sabotage sounds pretty good to me. As well as having those awesome shinobi shozoku suits.
1) They have guns and explosives. 2) They spend a lot of time drinking rum. 3) They aren't sissies who have to sneak up on people, how stealthy could you even be with a loud canon? 4) Pirates had treasure, ninjas got a little bit of pay for offing some samurai. 5) Pirates were pimps and got all of the women, ninja were considered outcasts from society because they didn't follow the samurai code. 6) Pirates are necessary to prevent global warming. 7) Japan is cold, the Caribbean is warm; pirates had a better work place. 8) Without pirates America might not exist; they disrupted Spanish shipping lines allowing England to gain an economic foothold in the New World and then they were employed against the British in the Revolutionary War. 9) Who doesn't want a parrot? 10) There are more good pirate movies.
Pirates are better. 1) They have guns and explosives. 2) They spend a lot of time drinking rum. 3) They aren't sissies who have to sneak up on people, how stealthy could you even be with a loud canon? 4) Pirates had treasure, ninjas got a little bit of pay for offing some samurai. 5) Pirates were pimps and got all of the women, ninja were considered outcasts from society because they didn't follow the samurai code. 6) Pirates are necessary to prevent global warming. 7) Japan is cold, the Caribbean is warm; pirates had a better work place. 8) Without pirates America might not exist; they disrupted Spanish shipping lines allowing England to gain an economic foothold in the New World and then they were employed against the British in the Revolutionary War. 9) Who doesn't want a parrot? 10) There are more good pirate movies.
11) Pirates can grow facial hair. Unmanly ninjas cannot. 12) Pirates have cool hats. Ninjas have dresses (fine, robes :P). 13) Pirates have tattoos and piercings because they're tough. 14) Boat is the ultimate mode of transportation, only unyielding men can handle the swaying without getting sick. 15) Jesus was a pirate.
I'm a Ninja. ninjas are amazing assassins and they are well versed in the arts of stealth and exotic weapons. Plus they have all their amazing special attacks.
I'm a Ninja. ninjas are amazing assassins and they are well versed in the arts of stealth and exotic weapons. Plus they have all their amazing special attacks.
