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If I were a cow, I would make the worlds greatest hamburger. Just make sure to use the rest of my body! Don't waste my tasty goods!!!

Dude this topic reminded me of the song if i were a boy by beoncie so i am all like. |"If i were a cow even for a day i would eat some grass and hang out with the bulls"

If I were a bull... I would be the old sarcastic one that slaps cows on the butt occasionally. lol (Not really)

If I were a cow all I would be doing is digesting grass into my 4 stomachs.

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I'll just eat grass and contibute to global warming by farting all day long. Then I'll sleep and think how is it like to be a human!

should I be a breed of cattle, I'd want to be USDA choice.

lol.

I'll also give people mad cow disease meh heh heh X_X

Cow tipping is the actod sneaking up on a sleeping cow that is standing and pushing it over. Cows do not sleeep standing up nor do their knees lock.

I have seen an attempted cow-tipping and for it to be standing up the cow must be awake. however it is very hard to sneak up on a cow let alone tip it without it moving its feet to balance. I hope it is true though, poor cows lol.

I think Mr. Nickelodeon has a problem with cows. Perhaps some kind of childhood trauma. First rugrats now barn yard. What would Freud say?

if i here a cow i would go to the top of a hill and roll down lol

i would MOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

I'll also eat other cows, I love beef! XD XP

if i were a bull id stab everyone with my big horns.