On Friday the 13th I went to a dvd store that specialises in horror movies. So I bought a movei called The Mad, it's about zombies and I love zombies and Billy Zane is in it so it wa an obvious choice. Anyway, I cooked some popcorn and put it in the DVD player and those assholes imported it from somewhere. IT HAD THE WRONG REGIONAL CODE! So I was stuck with wasted popcorn and an unusable DVD. If you asked me on Thursday the 12th I would have told you I wasn't a supersticious man. But now... Well... I just don't know what to believe.
