ok so this redhead and this blonde were watching the 6 o clock news. the tv said "next up, did a man jump off a bridg and die? the answer when we come back". so during the commercials the redhead says "i bet you a dollar that the man won't jump" and the blonde said "okay, i bet you he will jump off" they shook on it. when the 6:00 news came back on they said "yes, the man did commit suicide" so when the blonde was paying the redhead the redhead said "i gotta admit somethin'. i watched this on the 5:00 news" and the blonde said " so why didn't you say he died, you would have won"
and the redhead said "i really didn't think he would do it again"
@dacer i thought ur joke was going no where fast. that was before i read the last line..lmaooo awesome joke =]
@erokogirl it wasnt that funny but i still laughed a little...
ok heres one that i think i posted on another thread like this...
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"
The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"
its the blonde that watched it at 5 o clock, not the red head
kk 3 guys go on a hike in the himilayas, and they needs find a hotel, so they see abhouse and the owner says he has a house big enough for all three of them to sleep in. se they sleep, and in the morning they wake up, the guy on the left says, i had a dream i was getting a hand job. the guy on teh right said the same thing, and the guy in the middle said, i had a dream i was going skeeing.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
